Wretched metatarsal...

Top 5 Things I Hate (this week, resulting in my broken foot and subsequent cabin fever):

1. Mel Gibson, this has been a long time coming. I was never a big fan, more of Kurt Russell gal myself. But you've truly outdone yourself.

Random thing I love; Mel Gibson's agency, WME has dropped him.

2. MONSANTO

Go ahead and Google them if unfamiliar, but don't bother with their site, it's genetically modified.

3. My ugly toes. I haven't had a pedicure in months. I look like I'm going for a Guinness record, one of the the disgusting ones. Sure I could paint my own nails, but quite frankly I don't like to. I'd rather pay someone else to do it. Heal you damn foot!

4. Dog poop. I love everything about my dogs, and it's not their fault. I'm too doped up and half crippled to walk them and pay sufficient attention to them. Wobbling around the house picking up their #2's is my cross to bear.
(4 1/2. People who don't know when to use bear vs. bare...)

5. My $0.00 paycheck. Enough said.

Things I love this spring:

One Lump or Two?

Petal to the MetalMilk Liqueur

10 days...

...until we begin our tour of these tasty bakeries!

Saturday: Trophy Cupcakes {triple coconut}
Sunday: Cupcake Royale {do anything for Deathcake}
Monday: Cupcake Jones {Little Black Dress}
Tuesday: The Sugar Cube {surprise surprise}

Then airport food. Uuuuuuush.

& back home to Creme de la Creme and their green tea cake,
Holy Cow Cupcakes and their Chai/Gingerbread/Apple,
The Flying Cupcake and the Pretty in Pink.

5 Things Blogworthy from 2010 Thus Far...

1. Cru bought me an adorable tea dress, black with white polka dots.
2. Trashy Diva :) My new favorite online boutique.

3. It'll soon be SPRING. Lemon cupcakes, blooming flowers, dog jogs, honeysuckle... but I still haven't taken down my Christmas tree, so maybe I'm getting ahead of myself.
4. A renewed LA Fitness membership and a behaving iPod.

5. I WILL FINALLY GET THAT LAURA PALMER TATTOO. & hopefully make it to Twin Peaks fest :)